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7 hours ago | 56,878 notes

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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8 hours ago | 28,962 notes

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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12 hours ago | 17,757 notes

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

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12 hours ago | 7,096 notes
camwhoreconfessional:

nsfwjynx:

thescienceofjohnlock:

nyquilontherocks:

Finally, somebody gets it.

OK then
HAPPY LICH JESUS DAY


I’ve never had a better reference for types of the undead

Perfection

camwhoreconfessional:

nsfwjynx:

thescienceofjohnlock:

nyquilontherocks:

Finally, somebody gets it.

OK then

HAPPY LICH JESUS DAY

I’ve never had a better reference for types of the undead

Perfection

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13 hours ago | 163,775 notes

payforthisinblood:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

As a guy who has never had to deal with this personally

yes

this is still my opinion

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